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1 January 2007
Why is it that every year when I write this run report, the first thing that comes to mind is the weather? The weather is always awful on New Years Day in Vancouver. This year was right up there with the worst weather in the 14-year history of the event. The fact that almost 100 people even bothered to get out of bed on such an ugly morning is proof sufficient that there are a lot of crazies out there.
While there was no ice or snow, it was rainy, cold and windy from start to finish. I personally don't love to run in the rain. I don't even like to get my shoes wet. New Years Day, however, is the one day of the day of the year I suck it up. My expectations are low. We will get wet. We will get cold. It will be harsh. My day started off on the wrong foot this year because the moment I stepped out of my car I stepped into a deep puddle and got a cold soaker. All of the other starters, however, seemed to be happy to be alive and healthy enough to be able to go for a resolution run.
This, the 14th year of the Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50, will go down in the history books not as just another wet and cold resolution run, but as as the year of the big blow-down. In early December, Vancouver was hit by a particularly severe wind storm that blew down thousands of trees in and around the city. The devastation in the start/finish area was so severe, I had to reroute the course in a way that avoided the interior trails of Stanley Park. All along the route this year, we saw uprooted trees, fallen limbs and branches and other debris.
What is it about people from Coquitlam that makes them so cheerful in the pissing down rain? As I slowly made my way up from the back of the pack, I caught up to a tight group of keeners who were congregated around Pete Stace-Smith. These folks were having way too much fun! They even had a van full of home baked cookies, sport drinks and other goodies that followed them along the course that they shared with all of the other participants. Pete, who brought 20 of his friends to Club Fat Ass in 2006, won Missionary Position recognition for attracting new Club members. Thank you, Pete and Norco, for your community spirit!
Karen Smith is also part of the lore and legend of this event. I don't think I'd recognize Karen at a cocktail party as I've only ever seen her on her bike in the driving rain on New Years day wearing a pink wig in some costume or other. Karen always has some signs of encouragement for the "Fat Asses" and is always full of encouragement. Thank you, Karen, for again being such a thoughtful cheerleader!
Pat Barry and Gottfried Grosser, both past finishers of the 50K, set up a fabulous oasis of home baked cookies, gels, chocolate covered almonds, sport bars and fluids at the 25K turnaround point. What a welcome sight they were! Apparently CITY-TV and News 1140 radio came by to ask them a few questions. Did you see yourself on TV or hear yourselves on the radio later? Thanks, Pat and Gottfried for standing out in the rain for so long and for dedicating your day to helping out.
Our 15K through the trails of Pacific Spirit Park were downright warm in comparison to the howling winds that buffeted the 50K runners next to the ocean on Spanish Banks. A sailboat had broken from it's mooring at the Royal Vancouver Yaught Club and was being dashed against the rocks of a breakwater as we passed by. It was painful to look out over English Bay at Stanley Park and think that it's a good 15K more to the finish. Thanks to Rob McDonnald and Rick Arikado for the kick in the butt while I was walking... without it, I'd have likely frozen to death.
Once in Stanley Park on the "new" course, the temptation to cut across to the finish at the totem poles was great. Karl Jensen kept me honest, however, and we crossed the finish and kissed the fire hydrant hand in hand.
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It was still raining. It was still cold. Yet the toughest challenge of the day was still in front of us. As Karl headed for the warm showers, Rainy Kent and I ran back down to the seawall and went into the icy water of Burrard Inlet for a polar bear swim. While I didn't keep records, my guess is that about 25 runners also completed the swim leg of the event. Gary Robbins won the "Chilly Willy" award for being the longest in the water. Gary also set a new event record (35 minutes) for being longest under the hot shower.
Once warmed up and dry, we concluded the event at the Mosquito Creek Grill with a toast to the new year and recognition prizes for everyone present.
May 2007 bring you health, happiness and prosperity.
Ean Jackson
Host of the Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50K Run and Freeze Your Fat Ass Swim
PS GPS (Global Positioning System) generally doesn't lie when there is no tree canopy. Despite my best efforts at measuring the course in the past, I hereby acknowledge publicly that that the "traditional" route was long. Just about everyone I spoke to also liked the seawall route on the return leg, so assuming the trails are open next year, I propose the start be through the Stanley Park trails but the finish be along the eastern seawall.
PPS
More photos here
First Name |
Last Name |
Event |
Points |
Time |
Member |
Chris |
Benn |
50km |
2 |
4:19 |
|
Gary |
Robbins |
50km |
2 |
4:19 |
|
Tim |
Wiens |
50km |
2 |
4:19 |
|
Patricia |
Jensen |
50km |
2 |
4:23 |
|
Mark |
Shorter |
50km |
1 |
4:23 |
|
Ellie |
Greenwood |
50km |
2 |
4:35 |
|
Michel |
Richard |
50km |
2 |
4:43 |
|
Ran |
Katzmann |
50km |
2 |
4:54 |
|
Rob |
MacDonald |
50km |
2 |
4:55 |
|
Geoffrey |
Palmer |
50km |
2 |
4:56 |
|
Desmond |
Mott |
50km |
2 |
4:58 |
|
Ryan |
Conroy |
50km |
2 |
4:59 |
|
Jeb |
Breckenridge |
50km |
1 |
5:02 |
|
Chris |
Collingwood |
50km |
2 |
5:02 |
|
David |
Crerar |
50km |
2 |
5:03 |
|
Glenn |
Pace |
50km |
2 |
5:03 |
|
Lannie |
Thielen |
50km |
2 |
5:05 |
|
Stephen |
Blyth |
50km |
2 |
5:06 |
|
Celina |
Coombs |
50km |
2 |
5:06 |
|
Ean |
Jackson |
50km |
3 |
5:06 |
|
Karl |
Jensen |
50km |
2 |
5:06 |
|
Eric |
Stacey |
50km |
2 |
5:06 |
|
Patrick |
Hinds |
50km |
2 |
5:07 |
|
Rainy |
Kent |
50km |
2 |
5:07 |
|
Ken |
Legg |
50km |
2 |
5:07 |
|
Gavin |
Tansley |
50km |
2 |
5:07 |
|
Rick |
Arikado |
50km |
2 |
5:10 |
|
Barry |
Kegler |
50km |
2 |
5:15 |
|
Ron |
Adams |
50km |
2 |
5:18 |
|
Cheryl |
Dumaresq |
50km |
2 |
5:30 |
|
John |
O'Connor |
50km |
2 |
5:30 |
|
Jim |
Rupert |
50km |
1 |
5:31 |
no |
Rick |
Smith |
50km |
2 |
5:33 |
|
John |
Little |
50km |
2 |
5:35 |
|
Rhonda |
Gallant |
50km |
2 |
5:38 |
|
Susan |
MacRae |
50km |
2 |
5:38 |
|
Mark |
MacRae |
50km |
2 |
5:38 |
|
Heather |
Somerville |
50km |
2 |
5:38 |
|
Angela |
Spooner |
50km |
2 |
5:38 |
|
Peter |
Stace-Smith |
50km |
2 |
5:38 |
|
Peter |
van Gaalen |
50km |
2 |
5:38 |
|
Darren |
Sawchuk |
50km |
2 |
5:38 |
|
Keith |
Nichol |
50km |
2 |
5:54 |
|
Ross |
Nichol |
50km |
2 |
5:54 |
|
David |
Jenkins |
50km |
2 |
5:55 |
|
Betty |
Wiens |
50km |
2 |
5:55 |
|
John |
Ahern |
50km |
2 |
5:56 |
|
Mike |
Richen |
50km |
2 |
6:00 |
no |
Baldwin |
Lee |
50km |
2 |
6:03 |
|
Sheldon |
Boreen |
50km |
2 |
6:10 |
|
Duncan |
McRae |
50km |
2 |
6:19 |
|
First Name |
Last Name |
Event |
Points |
Time |
Member |
Todd |
Ulriksen |
37km |
2 |
4:04 |
|
Rhonda |
Schuller |
35km |
2 |
4:30 |
|
John |
Neels |
33km |
2 |
2:56 |
|
Susan |
Reynolds |
33km |
2 |
2:56 |
|
Kathy |
Banks |
32km & bush whack |
2 |
3:45 |
|
Donna |
MacIntosh |
32km & bush whack |
1 |
3:45 |
|
Doug |
MacKay |
31km |
2 |
3:19 |
no |
Ann |
Taylor |
25km |
2 |
2:15 |
|
Amanda |
Barlow |
25km |
2 |
2:18 |
|
Randy |
Savoie |
25km |
2 |
2:26 |
|
Kim |
Taylor |
25km |
2 |
2:26 |
|
Dan |
Daoust |
25km |
2 |
2:30 |
|
Mark |
LeFung |
25km |
1 |
2:30 |
no |
Marlene |
Coleman |
25km |
1 |
2:30 |
no |
John |
Machray |
25km |
2 |
2:35 |
|
Sal |
Bugliarisi |
25km |
2 |
2:36 |
|
Lori |
Clerkson |
25km |
1 |
2:36 |
|
Don |
Murray |
25km |
2 |
2:36 |
|
Chris |
Tomkinson |
25km |
2 |
2:36 |
|
Owen |
Davis |
25km |
2 |
2:40 |
|
Joyce |
Reid |
25km |
2 |
2:40 |
|
Craig |
Moore |
25km |
2 |
2:57 |
|
Michele |
Sherstan |
25km |
2 |
3:01 |
|
Sibylle |
Tinsel |
25km |
2 |
3:01 |
|
Sharon |
Bryson |
25km |
2 |
? |
|
Catherine |
Harrison |
25km |
2 |
2:16 |
|
Rebecca |
Marshall |
25km |
1 |
2:02 |
|
Danelle |
Laidlaw |
25km |
2 |
3:12 |
|
Sharon |
Street |
25km |
1 |
3:12 |
|
Isabelle |
Thielen |
23km |
2 |
2:23 |
|
Arlene |
MacAulay |
23km |
2 |
2:23 |
|
Lori |
Moody |
15km |
2 |
1:51 |
|
Niel |
Ferguson |
15.5km |
2 |
1:47 |
|
Sheldon |
Low |
15.5km |
2 |
1:47 |
|
Maureen |
Wiens |
14km |
2 |
1:38 |
|
William |
Jans |
13km |
1 |
1:14 |
no |
Kandice |
Leaf |
12km |
2 |
1:30 |
|
Kelly |
Vermette |
12km |
2 |
1:30 |
|
Jessica |
Watson |
12km |
2 |
1:30 |
|
Sarah |
Weinkam |
12km |
2 |
1:30 |
|
Rea |
Blyth |
? |
2 |
1:30 |
|
Elizabeth |
McQuaid |
12km |
2 |
1:30 |
|
Ruby |
Willis |
2km (injured)+ crew |
2 |
|
|
Carie |
Moran |
2km (injured)+ crew |
2 |
|
|
Bradley |
Jones |
25km |
2 |
2:33 |
|
Julie |
Jones |
9km |
2 |
:56 |
|
Tim |
Lepard |
Custom |
2 |
? |
|
Pat |
Barry |
Crew |
1 |
|
|
Gottfried |
Grosser |
Crew |
1 |
|
|
Kristina |
Andersen |
0 |
-1 |
did not sign in |
|
Alana |
Arnold |
0 |
-1 |
did not sign in |
|
Lyndsay |
Belisle |
0 |
-1 |
did not sign in |
|
Nelson |
de Amaral |
0 |
-1 |
did not sign in |
|
Corey |
Doell |
0 |
-1 |
did not sign in |
no |
Al |
Harman |
0 |
-1 |
did not sign in |
|
Sam |
Winslow |
0 |
-1 |
did not sign in |
|
Gilles |
Barbeau |
0 |
-1 |
dns |
|
Tom |
Skinner |
0 |
-1 |
dns |
|
Comments
At the risk of confirming my idiocy....
R.I. P. Nasty Ol' Climb to Prospect Point . sniff
I'd like to throw out a really big Thank You to the Norco van & it's occupants...as well as Gottfried's crew at the turnaround...Ean & Sybille, of course....& an apology to Lannie & David for subjecting them to more trail than expected.
As usual, it was a blast!
Another one down, whew....
Special props go out to the Coquitlam contingency of the Club Fat Ass with over 23 runners making the commute in and coming out for the run. 8 of these keeners finished the 50 km as planned. Yeah!
Ean, regarding route measurement... 2 of us in our group ran with GPS and or quality recording devices. One measured 52 km and mine measured 49.8 km BUT at the turn around we figured we may be a little shy on mileage so on the way back I talked our group into running the older route down the stairs, around the Planatarium path right to the Burrard Street Bridge and up onto the stairs, so that may have added in maybe what... 3-400 metres extra for us if that?
Anyway, I agree fully with the discussions here that if you are able to use the Stanley Park trail route on the way out again next year, then the return route stays "flat" along by Lost Lagoon and the 'round Brockton Point to the finish line area this would be positive in a few ways. First there will for sure be less people getting lost on the darker trails on the way home AND it would add yet another km or more back into the route so to really ensure we are at full distance (not to mention the final point that maybe I wouldn't have to drag my sorry ass back up those hills again at the end of the day). Also by doing this we could use your new '07 route straight from the Burrard Bridge and down to the Maritime Museum in both directions and still be good on mileage. I think this is a great idea.
Fantastic event Ean, way to go... props to you and Sibylle for putting it on for all of us.
Pete (I'm not yet a runner, I'm still a cyclist) Stace-Smith
Ps Shameless Plug to follow by another event host: Hey all you CFA runners, if you - like me had any fun at all this past Monday, please put April 22nd on your calendar. Plan to come run the CFA "Run to the Clouds" event out in Coquitlam (short commute, cool trails, well worth the drive). We will lengthen the course this year by a couple of kms making it a true "Half Ass" 25 km distance but don't worry about it not being tough enough... we won't pull out the 2000' of climbing.
Hope to see you all there for this events second year effort.
New course was great!
It's too bad that we had to re-route, but I for one was much happier with not having to think too much in the final 3km. It's the first year I have not gotten lost.
Also great to know that it was bang on 50km.
Thanks for a great day and a plethora...yes a plethora, of draw prizes!
Gary Robbins
Next time, I'll think about wearing tights...
Of course, I'll have forgotten about the condtions, cause a year's gone by.
My Polar GPS/Shoepod has 31.62 mi * 1.6K = 50.59 km.
Distance
keen