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Flash - The Silly Chili Triathlon

11 Nov 2010 13:00
11 Nov 2010 22:00
Location: 
North Vancouver, BC, Canada

 

The Silly Chili triathlon is both something athletic and social to do with your family or significant other on the Remembrance Day holiday.  It goes like this:

1. Run (13:00 - 14:00). An interval session of about one (1) hour on a wide gravel trail next to a rushing river. Warm-up jog from the start at the Griffin Gym up Mosquito Creek to the yellow bridge. Set your watch, then run or walk up to the bridge at Mount Royal Boulevard and back as many times as you want. (It usually takes me about 12 minutes round trip and I'm a lame old dog.) Jog back to the gym.

2. Swim (14:00 - 15:00). Do laps, play murder ball, do cannon-balls off the high board or just stew in the hot tub, steam room or sauna.  It's only a few bucks to get in and there is lots of free parking available. Heads-up: They clear kids out at 3:00.

3. Chili cook-off (15:00 - whenever). Just like in Texas. (Well almost. It is hard to get armadillo meat in Vancouver.) Rather than spending the afternoon cooking, we ask that you bring your favorite chili ready to be reheated. (Chili recipe thoughts below.  Ideally, bring your chili in a slow cooker so it's easy to keep warm and serve.) Give your chili a name for the competition and, if you're willing, your five-star recipe to share. Everyone will get a rating card and be asked to rate what they sample out of 10. If you are not a great chili cook do not despair. How about bringing a pot of rice, cornbread, tortillas, guacamole, desert or ???

Please note, the chili cook off portion of this event is full, but you can still join us for the run, swim and chili tasting.  Please bring a dish to share, your own bowl and confirm if you will join us here.
 

Other:

  • Rain or shine.
  • You are most welcome to do any one or all legs of the triathlon.
  • Since the chili cook-off will be in our living room, I'd appreciate it if you would confirm if you plan to attend leg 3. Maximum 10 chili chefs as otherwise, we'll be cooking outdoors and it's usually cold and rainy in mid-November. 
  • there may be a hot chili pepper-eating competition.  Beware... the last person to take on Machray ended up in the bathroom for about a half hour and can't remember why!
  • Kid friendly. Keep in mind that this is a grueling ultra triathlon (just kidding! It's a family event and an excuse for a party.) You are responsible for your own safety on the trails, in the pool and when digesting fiery chilies. You realize there is no babysitting, so won't get carried away with the libations and forget your child/children in our playroom. You understand that there are lots of toys for the 7-13 year old crowd as well as some unguarded stairs and lots of little toys that could be, but should not be, eaten with chili or washed down with beer.
  • BYOB (Bring Your Own Bowl, Bring Your Own Beer) and either your favorite chili or something else to share.
  • There is no fee (other then the pool admission) and you don't need to be a member of Club Fat Ass to participate in a Flash event. You are responsible for your own well being and safety and should be self sufficient. If this is your first CFA event, you should be aware that whining about the athletic part may elicit comments of "Wimp" or "Wuss" by your adult peers or their kids.
  • Please read the Release of All Claims. By participating in this event you agree to its the terms.

Notes from Previous Years

Year 1 - Overview, Results and Recipes, Debate on What's a Real Chili (1), Debate cont'd (2)

Year 2 - Overview, Results and Recipes

 

Hints and Tips for a Chili Cook-off

Here are some great links for chili recipes and the philosophy of a chili cook-off:

International Chili Society. Lots of lore and legend and a few good recipes. Goodness, some people really get excited about cooking chili!

Texas-Style Chili Recipes

Lore, Legend and Good Links to Recipes

 

 

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Ean Jackson's picture

2010 Results

Goodness, there was a lot of chili this year! 

A record-breaking 14 chilis representing what seemed like all possible meat and heat scales were represented in this 3rd annual celebration.  Crock pots covered all available space on the counter and the dinner table groaned under the weight of tortillas, cornbread, pies and other goodies.

Here are some highlights:

  • a small number of tough cookies showed up at the Griffin gym for the run leg of this triathlon.  A torrential downpour abated somewhat as we made our way up Mosquito Creek for some intervals next to the raging river.  Smelling of tobacco smoke, John gutted out a lap.  The girls got 4 laps in.
  • there was a good turnout at the pool for the swim leg.  A couple of participants actually swam lengths, while most simmered in the hot tub
  • there was a spicy edge to the air back at the ranch for the final leg.  The chilis just kept on arriving!
  • Rachel provided a bit of a diversion during the judging when her hair caught fire.  If there ever was any doubt, she's one fiery redhead!
  • the keg of Fat Ass Special IPA was not drained, but almost
  • by popular vote (closest to the post) Wendy Montgomery won the cookoff with Rojo y Calor.  The Placebo Chili and Left Turn at Albuquerque were close runners-up.  (Nobody voted for my Squirrel Chili!)
  • John managed to find some takers for his 20-year old mescal, but we saved the worm for another day
  Chili Name Chili Cook(s)
1 Squirrel Chili Action Jackson
2 Sibylle's Screaming Sensation Sibylle
3 Left Turn at Albuquerque Reagan
4 Flatulent Fool Karl and Lorraine
5 3-Bimentional Chili Bruce & Roxy
6 Sweet Smoke Run Rick
7 Turkey Chili Des & Lisalotte
8 You Won't Notice It's Vegetarian Claudia
9 Rojo y Calor Wendy
10 Spineless Chili Hanna & Patricia
11 Placebo Chili Kathy & Terry
12 Chili Sans Cafe Rhonda
13 Mosquito Bite Chili Steve Threndyle
14 Tequila Special John Machray

Thank you to everyone for making this special event a lot of fun all'round.

Ean Jackson and Sibylle Tinsel
Co-Hosts of the Silly Chili Triathlon

PS  There's a nice plastic prosecco glass, a couple of spoons and a single glove in the lost-and-found.

Ean Jackson's picture

Don't let it happen to you!

A must-read article for true athletes by David Fleming on ESPN

Thx for sharing, Magnus.  As an FYI, the run is before the chili cookoff for good reason.  

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