Get The Shirt

Our Club t-shirts have proven to be surprisingly popular with people from around the world who appreciate a great quality garment with a bit of attitude.

Do you have to be a Club member to get one? Nope!

Of course, everyone who commits to a full membership in the Club gets one for free, but we do have a limited inventory of the classic blue, black, and a few of the orange collector Club technical t-shirts set aside for friends of the Club.

Great quality. Great fit. Cool colours. If you are looking for a gift or something to turn heads at the pub, this is it! 

We currently have the following styles and sizes available:

Club Fat Ass Wear Collectors Shirts $25


Styles and Sizes


Shipping and applicable taxes extra. We ship world wide.

Classic Blue Shirts

  • baltic blue in men's sizes only, white screening
  • Made of 3.7oz. 100% polyester microfibre, micro-waffle, mini-mesh fabric for moisture wicking
  • Made in Canada, fabric from Canada
  • Classic fit for comfort

Classic Black Shirt 

  • night black for in men's sizes only, orange screening
  • Made of 3.7oz. 100% polyester microfibre, micro-waffle, mini-mesh 
  • fabric for moisture wicking
  • Made in Canada, fabric from Canada
  • Shirts have a classic fit for comfort

Orange FatAssWear

  • Designed by Club Fat Ass member Vanessa Fors, cut, sewn and screened in Vancouver
  • Made of 100% antibacterial Chitosante Interlock polyester microfibre
  • Biodegradable and environmentally friendly
  • Durable and washable, piling resistant, breathable
  • Odour resistant non-toxic, antistatic, fast drying
  • Moisture wicking
  • short sleeved
  • Orange with bright yellow screening
  • Form fitted cut
  • Fabric has a bit of stretch and fits very nicely

On the front of the t-shirt:

The Club Fat Ass porker logo in white. Subtle and informative, enough to turn heads and prompt the question, "What's Club Fat Ass?" from the cashier in the grocery store checkout line.

On the back of the t-shirt:

"I may be a fat ass, but I'm in front of you!"
"www.ClubFatAss.com "
"promoters of oddball athletic events and a healthy, outdoor lifestyle"

Provocative, but tasteful. It answers the question, "What is Club Fat Ass", but barely. The cashier checks out your butt.


If you are looking for other Club Fat Ass merchandise (hoodies, cotton T's, thongs, mugs, postcards etc) please check out the Club Fat Ass Store.


WOW! Great T shirts

WOW! Great T shirts, unfortunately I came on your website late, sorry. Can I get men shirt (Medium Size) in black or blue.  Your shirts are looking awesome to me.  Red shirt is looking great to me too.

Sibylle's picture

Yes, please use the order

Yes, please use the order form above.

Arthur CHat Gee's picture

SS T Shirt

Hi Sibylle,

I would like Men's black.  I usually like a men's small because it can fit tight (body fit).  What would the women's small be like?  If it fits like a body fit, I would consider it.

Could I come by and pick it up today, Saturday afternoon?



Sibylle's picture

Shirt Pick Up

Hi Arthur,

A women's medium might fit you...although I think a men's M would be fine for you.  They are not form fitted, also are not tents.  We should be in this pm, but call ahead to make sure.  I email you my #.

colinfreeland's picture

These are the short sleve shirts (mens)?

 I only have one short sleve Fat Ass shirt and it is ancient.  Maybe it time for a new one?

Sibylle's picture

Hi Colin, Well, your red

Hi Colin,

Well, your red shirt from 2004 certainly held up well ;-) 

Yes, the blue or black shirts are the short sleeve MEC ones.  One of those should last you a decade...

You can come by for pick-up and pay me here, saves you the shipping.


Shirts are a great hit in Turkey

My sister has done a lot of great advertising in Ankara amongst the American expat community. Sibylle has been great with sending them directly to her for her friends. It is cool to know they are making the rounds worldwide

Sister still in Turkey?

I just arrived in Ankara and am at one of the universities there for a year. Any chance your sister is still in Turkey. I'm looking for some running/excursion partners...

The sister moved to Egypt

Sorry for the late reply but yes the sister, actually my wife's sister, move to Cairo last spring. Anyway good luck with running in Ankara, it's got to be one of the top 10 worst city in the world for running.

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