2008 T-Shirt (the "red wine" and "eggplant" long-sleeve year)

The 2008 Club Colors


We're very excited about the 2008 club garment. In this year's member survey and also at club runs, you told us you wanted a long-sleeve t-shirt. A vocal minority also asked that it be made of "no stink" material. Unfortunately, this is a very rare and expensive combination. Thanks to Vanessa Fors, a talented fashion designer, we are having your new Club colors custom made to meet these requirements.

Our exclusive label is be called "FatAssWear." This special edition garment will be made only for Club members. A one-time order will be placed on 31 December 2007, so only those members who have paid their 2008 club dues by then will get them. Ya snooze, ya loose . . . (as some unhappy campers learnt this year with the green t-shirts.) Be sure to renew your Club membership soon. Members signing up later will receive the classic black club shirt.

The 2008 Poster Children

Our 2008 Poster Children are Irish John Mcgrath and Vanessa Fors, who incidentally, designed the first edition Club Fat Ass Wear shirts. 

Introducing FatAssWear
  • Designed by Club Fat Ass member Vanessa Fors, cut, sewn and screened in Vancouver
  • Made of 100% antibacterial Chitosante Interlock polyester microfibre
  • Biodegradable and environmentally friendly
  • Durable and washable, piling resistant, breathable
  • Odour restistant, non-toxic, antistatic, fast drying
  • Moisture wicking
  • Long sleeved
  • Deep purple for the girls and a warm burgundy for the boys
  • Mens shirts have a classic fit for comfort (available sizes M-XL)
  • Womens shirts feature a form fitted cut (available sizes S-L)
  • Fabric has a bit of stretch and fits very nicely

On the front of the t-shirt:

The Club Fat Ass porker logo. Subtle and informative, enough to turn heads and prompt the question, "What's Club Fat Ass?" from the cashier in the grocery store checkout line.

On the back of the t-shirt:

"I may be a fat ass, but I'm in front of you!"
"www.ClubFatAss.com "
"promoters of oddball athletic events and a healthy, outdoor lifestyle"
Provocative, but tasteful. It answers the question, "What is Club Fat Ass", but barely. The cashier checks out your butt.

On the right sleeve:



sbugliarisi's picture


I don't want the cashier to look at my butt! I don't have a butt!!! :)
Ean Jackson's picture

Old Butt

I have a butt and don't mind the cashier looking at it, but it's old, so they don't.  With a "no stink" Club t-shirt, at least the cashier won't hold her nose when she isn't looking at my butt... or looking for yours!

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